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loves doodling, learning, lipstick, city life, savory foods, dark comedy, pop punk, horror movies, feminism, Bay Area sports teams, and great vintage finds. 26yo speech language pathologist in california. my name is Gabriella and I approve this message.


petermaximoff:

mjalti:

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

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sailingsoul90:
“Cutest pup award goes to this little buddy
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sailingsoul90:

Cutest pup award goes to this little buddy

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sourpatchlezz:

sourpatchlezz:

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

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if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

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beautifullyonyx:

brianabreeze:

misspooh:

sobeitjay2:

NEW YORK vs PUMKIN

😂😂😂😂

They should’ve never gave you niggas this update 😫

i hate ya’ll omg LOLOLOL

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— 1 week ago with 20625 notes

meanplastic:

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

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— 1 week ago with 13874 notes
in class

iapislazuli:

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

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thx-a-latke:
“ internetdumpsterfires:
“Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting
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if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason
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thx-a-latke:

internetdumpsterfires:

Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting

if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason

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— 1 week ago with 28213 notes
8bitkirsty:
“just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
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8bitkirsty:

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

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snorlaxatives:

pixelguy979:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

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